1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out - the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 5th RULE: One fight at a time. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
The guild was pumped up tonight awaiting a challenging new encounter. We were up against Solarian. We anticipated a long night of learning as we went into TK without any resist gear or any real plan. As it turns out we one shotted her. We punched this bitch so fucking hard her uterus dropped out of her body.
I don't know what to say about this encounter other than it was unfulfilling. After she dropped I sat back in my chair and thought to myself "Is that it?" I guess I was just a little disappointed. However I can't steal a solid win away from my guild mates. They all did an awesome job with our fearless GM topping the damage meters and showing this hooker the back side of his pimp hand.
I don't give a shit if you like this video or not. We had fun at Blizzcon and I think it's funny when Shag feeds his dog, so kiss my ass.Lurker_Below.wmv
This just in the PSSC DPS title holder, Gruber, has been bested on the meters by a Beast Mastery hunter that goes by the name of Maluna. Yes folks the king has fallen.
In a related story while hiding behind the alias of "Lunabear" our new DPS champ, Maluna, has admitted to having Crotch Gnomes. Crotch Gnomes, a communicable disease, although incurable can be treated with ointments and creams to relieve the itching.Now for the weather. Take it away, Netheran!